“You may have heard that 14 current and former Penn State students were busted in a major cocaine trafficking ring. This gives new meaning to the PSU Whiteout Game.” — D Mac

In addition to the “Ninny” Lions, here are some other things we learned after college football Week 1.

Heavily favored Michigan needed a fifth down to top Western Michigan.

Lane Kiffin may replace Bill Belichick as the most hated man in CFB.

Don Reed tells me “LSU buried Clemson until 2027” and Stitches will need to be more punctual.

My record suggests the season started without me.

Seattle’s Logan Gilbert has given up 10 runs in his last 9 ²/₃.

Logan Gilbert of the Seattle Mariners looks on against the Philadelphia Phillies during the fifth inning at T-Mobile Park. Getty Images

The Rangers’ Jacob deGrom has allowed 2 runs in his last 13 innings.

Bet $50 on the Rangers (+110, Fanatics Sportsbook).

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Zebby, Zebby, Zebby … Matthews gave up 5 runs in 2 ¹/₃ innings.

The Tigers devoured the Twinkies 7-2. Our winning streak snapped.

Down -234 killebrews. 

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